ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE ON MY FLIST AND STALKERS I AM NOT AWARE OF.

GABE SAPORTA MAY OR MAY NOT WEAR A SUIT ON TELEVISION IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

IT'S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE.

(No but seriously. Vote! Tell your friends to vote! Tweet this shit! Delete your cookies and vote again! Come on, guys!)

I'm totally stumped on Pete Wentz Is A Time Lord, Part 3, so instead I decided to write Eggo a birthday present. Because the image of teeny tiny grade school Gabe giving teeny tiny grade school William a rubber snake is way too cute.

Send My Love to the PlaygroundRATED G FOR "GABE YOU TINY LITTLE STALKER ( Read more... )

LADIES AND MANCHILDREN, REAL BOYS AND GIRLS, PRETTY LESBIANS AND MOUNTAIN MEN ALIKE

MAY I PRESENT, IN HONOR OF 1st_eggokage'S NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY:

GIRLS. AND LOTS OF PICTURES OF THEM.

( HOLD ON TO YOUR BREASTS )

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

SO UM. OH MY GOD.

( OH MY GOD. )

SO AFTER HER SUCCESS IN FEEDING ME TO THE MONSTER THAT IS J-POP, EGGO SUCKED ME INTO THE BLACK HOLE THAT IS music I should've stopped hearing after middle school BANDOM.

( AND HERE'S HOW SHE DID IT, IN THE FORM OF A YOUTUBE SPAM )